Blog:The Loud House Movie Trailer Review

Hello everybody who is reading this, hi. I’m Yankiatorkaji. That’s not my real name, just my username. Do you remember The Loud House movie? Yeah, it was a film that was supposed to be coming out in February 2020 by Paramount, but for some reason, Paramount cancelled it. It was announced in 2017, and after it’s cancellation, nothing has been heard about it ever since. Not even from Nickelodeon Movies or Paramount. Not to mention, it’s also a film adaptation of Chris Savino’s 2016 television series, The Loud House.

The Loud House is an American animated comedy television series which premiered on Nickelodeon in May of 2016, which is based off of Savino’s childhood and focuses on an 11-year-old white hair boy with the name of Lincoln trying to survive the torture of his ten sisters: Lori (the girl who chats with her boyfriend Bobby), Leni (the dumb one), Luna (the rock and roll star), Luan (the annoying jokester), Lana and Lola (the twins; Lola is spoiled while Lana is obsessed with disgusting stuff), Lynn Jr. (plays sport and always abuses Lincoln), Lisa (the nerd), and Lily (the cute and youngest baby).

And he goes on many adventures with his BFF Clyde McBride, who has two gay parents (appearing for the first time in a Nickelodeon series) and two cats. Lincoln and his sisters also have a couple of pets: Walt the Bird, Geo the Hamster, Cliff the Cat, Izzy the Snake (owned by Lana), Bitey the Rat (owned by Luan), and various others. And their two parents: Lynn Sr. (the person who cooks nasty stuff) and Rita (the one with Karen hair who apparently sounds like Plankton’s wife, who’s name is Karen.

When I was looking through videos, I saw a video from Vailisbikum94 (is that how you spell it?) and I saw an promo of The Loud House movie with the Loud characters in  CGI , proving that it wasn’t cancelled. But then after that, there was no news about it since. Kyle Marshall who works on the series said that Netflix will be streaming it for an release in April 2021, but for some reason, it never released. But before April came to May, there was a teaser trailer for the film starting with Lincoln Loud (the main protagonist) saying “This loud is about to rule!” but then it cuts to a song called Loud Castle, which shows them in Scotland, saying it’ll come out in Summer 2021.

I was very excited for this movie since The Loud House is my favorite television series along with SpongeBob and Harvey Beaks. I don’t care if it went to it’s downfall in season 5! I still love it! You can’t make me stop loving it! The reason why I was excited was because: 1. there would be no boring Zoom class meetings or homework to interrupt me from watching this and 2. Our favorite family are getting their own feature length film. Though it was supposed to be a theatrical release, it was delayed to a Netflix film in response to the f*cking pandemic.

Anyways, enough talking. After seeing the new 1-minute trailer and the video about the Louds' personal life (made for Parents' Day), I am gonna review it.

1-minute trailer
Okay, now let’s explain the plot of the 1-minute trailer. Basically, it starts off with Lincoln  DUKING  in front of his own family. Yep, he dukes. We ain't kidding. But I can’t be so skeptical about this since he is the new duke of Loch Loud. But then it shows Lincoln’s sisters Lori, Luna, Leni, and Lucy (in proper order) getting awards for somethings with Lincoln telling his best friend Clyde that he’ll always be stuck in his sister’s shadow before using the stairs’ rug to throw his sisters outside…so is he kicking his sisters out in this scene? Also, I watched closely at the sisters getting thrown out, and I didn’t see Lily there.

Was she cut from the movie just like Pepé Le Pew getting cut from Space Jam 2? Oh no, it shows the Louds falling down the sky and then I see Lily holding her mother Rita’s hands. Nevermind, let’s continue. It then shows them arriving to Scotland, where they meet Scrooge McDuck, who is transformed into a human here. It then shows them arriving in the castle where Scrooge shows them a picture (which is the one from Vailisbikum94’s video), which is actually their ancestors. Yes, their ancestors. We’ve been fooled! We thought it was them, but nope.

It’s also confirmed that their ancestors have a dragon. It’s not the big dragon like you saw in fairy tales, it’s a little one. Of course, if it was big, then it was be destroying Scotland! We then see a woman, who is possibly the maid of the ancestors holding a (wand?) and saying that if she wants quiet, she’ll get quiet. I mean, what would this woman expect? Their last names are LOUD. What was this hecking butthole even expecting from people with the last name, Loud? It also shows Lucy (the creepy girl who’s eyes are never shown) summoning one of the Loud ancestors, which surprisingly looks like Lucy!

I also got news on a clip that it’s gonna be a musical, which I, uh, think it’ll be pretty good. Also, I edited this page on August 10, which means there is 10 more days until the movie comes out on Netflix. Then at the end, Leni waves “hello” to the people of Scotland, but she calls everybody Scott. I wonder if there’s a crew-member named Scott here, maybe Leni was probably saying hello to Scott! Lori asks why she’s calling everybody “Scott” but Leni says that it’s Scotland, which shows Leni being WAY OVER THE TOP stupid.

Just way more stupid then her going to preschool, a school that Lily was previously supposed to go to, but after Leni went back to highschool and showed Lily all of the things she did at preschool, Liky than decides that he wants to go to preschool after all. And also, Leni being stupid is probably why I still like this show because Leni being stupid is a running gag that had made people laugh for years. But after season 5 comes, they suddenly doesn’t laugh. Because Terrible TV Shows Wiki says that: “Leni Loud went from being an airheaded, stupid and naive yet compassionate and fun-loving teenage girl to a total idiot who behaves as if she's lost all signs of intelligence.”

Come on, Terrible TV Shows Wiki! Leni being stupid has been a running gag in The Loud House for a long time and yet your pretending that this is the first time she’s being stupid!

I have to admit that this trailer was cool. I bet the movie will be cool too. I was excited for the CGI animation that Vailisbikum94 showed us, but it’s kinda nice to stick to the regular animation of the series. And uh, I wonder if more famous cast members are joining this film, we already got Scrooge McDuck, who’s actual  REAL  name is David Tennant, who voiced Scrooge in the 2017 reboot series of DuckTales, replacing the late Alan Young. Rest well, Alan.

Okay, let’s move on to the review of the promo made for Parents Day.

Louds' Personal Life
It then starts with a kind-of 20 something year old Lynn Sr. (not to be confused with Lynn Jr.) and Rita spots her while trying not to cause traffic. I mean, somehow, there’s no cars there, but she’s making a group of kids walk to school. Rita puts makeup on her to get Lynn Sr. to fall in love with her but then, Lynn starts dancing with her with his eyes closed while listening to music. That’s what everything should have!

After Rita finishes leading the group of kids to school, Lynn finds a letter on his shoulder from Rita with a heart on it and then shows them on a date. It then shows both of them in the forest with Lynn giving a proposal to Rita, Rita accepts the proposal and then they’re at their marriage and then kiss. At the Royal Woods neighborhood, it shows them looking at their new house, which would later become…THE LOUD HOUSE! Then it shows Rita pregant, and then with Rita and Lynn giving birth to their first child, Lori. And then second, Leni. And then Luan, Luna, and Lynn Jr., but then it shows Lincoln yawning and her sister looking at him excited.

Admit it, you thought he was gonna wake up didn't you? Then, Lori and Leni use makeup on Lincoln, shows Luan making a joke for Lincoln to laugh (but like the running gag in the series, Lincoln doesn’t laugh), then it shows Lynn Jr. winning a game and celebrates at Lincoln, but Lincoln, who doesn’t know what’s going on, also celebrates. When Lincoln is trying, the sister hug him all at once. Jokes aside, this is the cutest scene I saw in this video so far. Including the Louds as babies. It then shows Lucy (egh, that gives me nightmares), Lisa, and Lily being born. And then it shows all of the Louds standing infront of the house. In the closing logos for the video, Lily slaps her diaper and spins The Loud House logo and putting it to The Loud House Movie, in which she of course says “Movie!”

Seriously though, this thing was cute. Though in the comments section of the video I saw on Youtube, there’s rumors saying that this is the opening scene of the film. I hope it is, becase for people who have never seen nor heard of The Loud House in their entire lives before, they can finally explore through the lives of the Louds before being able to watch the series. Though nobody in this video says a single thing, they just laugh, cry, cheer, sigh, and pretty much, that’s it. Still, this video is cute. And when Lynn Jr. is playing with Baby Lincoln, why the hell isn’t she like that in the series?

All Lynn Jr. ever does is just bully, torture and abuse Lincoln and call this stupid name Stinkcoln. Yep, it’s a very common name that has been heard in almost every Loud House episode. Anyways, I’m excited for this movie to release on Netflix on August 20. But this isn’t the only Nickelodeon movie that’s gonna be releasing on August 20 this month. For example, we have Paw Patrol: The Movie.

Still, I’m also excited. But I should go now, my fingers are getting tired of typing.