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April Fools Archive #1
"Oh hai Greatest Movies Wiki. Happy April Fools, The Room will only be on this wiki temporarily though. As it shall be deleted once the 2nd of April rolls. Hopefully a lot of people see this on the wiki before it goes. This is specifically for Tommy Wiseau."

- EnnardTrap1987

The Room is a 2003 independent romantic drama directed, produced and written by Tommy Wiseau, who also stars as the main character, Johnny. Wiseau claimed that the flaws were intentional and the movie was a black comedy but fans knew it was a poorly-made drama, which was actually confirmed by the cast and crew members.

Plot
Johnny is a successful banker who lives happily in a San Francisco townhouse with his fiancée, Lisa. One day, inexplicably, she gets bored with him and decides to seduce his best friend, Mark. From there, nothing will be the same again.

Why It Rocks
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 * 1) Tommy Wiseau is an amazing actor ;)
 * 2) Iconic quotes such as "Oh hi Mark" which revolutionized cinema as a whole, inspiring classics such as '''[[mh:awfulmovies:Samurai Cop 2: Deadly Vengeance}}
 * 1) Memorable characters, such as Johnny and Mark.
 * 2) The film is so good, that its still being played in cinemas near you. You can also toss Spoons at the screen every time a spoon appears in the film.
 * 3) Speaking of spoons, the easter eggs are genius.
 * 4) The film teaches you a viable lesson. To never trust anyone (As seen on the box art)
 * 5) Doggie is probably the best character to appear in cinema. He's a fluff ball and the cutest thing since Jar Jar Binks!
 * 6) The film is so good, everyone keeps watching it while joking about the film being "The worst movie ever made". That is due to the fact everyone can't let go of the film and cannot stop watching it.

Bad Qualities
''' is actually really bad. But so bad, its good.
 * 1) Some characters become unlikeable, like Mark.
 * 2) Plot Twist: '''mh:awfulmovies:The Room

Reception
The Room was a massive hit for both critics, and audiences alike. Even Donald Trump himself loved the film and dedicates his life to it. The Room became an internet meme instantly, spawning memes like "Oh hi Mark", "You're tearing me apart, Lisa!", and "Hi Doggie!"

Threads
Threads is a 1984 science fiction drama TV movie directed by Mick Jackson, originally airing on the BBC.

Synopsis
A documentary-style look at a nuclear attack on Sheffield, England, and the long-term effects it has on society.

Why It Rocks

 * 1) It doesn't flinch at showing a realistic portrayal of nuclear war. Almost everything is accurate, with it being the first film to depict a nuclear winter.
 * 2) Convincing acting.
 * 3) The scene where Sheffield is bombed is legitimately terrifying. (Fun fact: They used a large smoke bomb and filmed it exploding, which legitimately scared the residents as they thought an actual nuke had been exploded.)
 * 4) For its low budget, the effects are terrific.
 * 5) Just like The Day After, it convinced policymakers to rethink whether a nuclear war was survivable. In short, this, alongside The Day After, ended the Cold War.

Bad Qualities

 * 1) The only inaccuracy is that it says the ozone layer is permanently damaged by the bomb, when it fact it can fully regrow over time.
 * 2) Not for the faint-hearted or easily scared.

Christopher Lee
Christopher Lee was an English actor, former secret service agent and heavy metal singer. He is best known for playing Dracula in several movies, Count Dooku in the Star Wars prequels and Saruman the White in the Lord of the Rings and Hobbit trilogies.

Why He Rocked

 * 1) He appeared in more than 200 movies, and thus is more connected to many actors than Kevin Bacon.
 * 2) Helped to shape the modern image of Dracula.
 * 3) His voice has incredible bass and is instantly recogniseable.
 * 4) During World War II, he served alongside Ian Fleming, helping to inspire James Bond.
 * 5) * He seems to remember his experiences well too, as during the filming of The Lord of the Rings, Lee described the exact sound a person made when they were stabbed to Peter Jackson.
 * 6) In 2010, he even released a heavy metal album about Charlemagne, who he is directly related to through his mother.

Bad Qualities

 * 1) He also appeared in a few bad movies.