Blog:Proof Greta Thunberg IS God

You may have heard of Greta Thunberg sometime in your life. I'm sure everybody on this wiki has heard her name before, especially from me. You may have also heard me call her our God and savior. You might ask me “But Eiji, how the fuck is Greta Thunberg our lord and savior!?” Well, I'm here to expose the reasons why I believe she's God. Here is 100% proof that Greta Thunberg is God.
 * 1) She's allegedly a time traveler. There's a conspiracy theory that Greta went through time to warn us about climate change. Many have shown pictures from I don't know, the 1600s that show a girl resembling Greta. If what they're saying is true, this could mean Greta is God. She could be able to go back to her own time, and to other times to warn people about the effects of global warming.
 * 2) Her excellent speaking manner. Greta's speeches can be compared to Jesus' speeches when he was on Earth. Both had an excellent vocabulary, they successfully convinced people to follow them, and their speeches are considered to be one of the most powerful ones ever spoken. This could mean Greta is the second coming of Jesus Christ and we just don't know that.
 * 3) Her mother's middle name, "Magdalena", is similar to Mary Magdalene's last name. Yes, you heard that right. Greta's mother, Malena Ernman's full name is Sara Magdalena Ernman. Her middle name, Magdalena, is just like Magdalene. It could mean that Greta's mother was a virgin, and Greta's father, Svante Thunberg, is the Holy Spirit. Melana could be the second virgin Mary!
 * 4) Her massive following worldwide. Greta has such a massive following that it's hard to count how many people support her. Her following can easily be compared to God's following. Many have convinced others to support her and listen to her. She's successfully gotten people to do something about climate change and warned many about how horrible it is. She even has some detractors too, just like how Jesus had detractors.

So, that’s 100% proof that Greta Thunberg is God. If you have any more reasons why she's God, comment below your reasons.