Blog:Hii (fake movie)

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Hii is a 1989 live-action film directed by John Paswellamis and Rongo Sterr (the latter had previously directed Two Drunk Idiots).

Plot
In a world where everybody's name is a certain greeting, a regular joe, named Hii (Arnold Schwarzenegger), is preparing for another day. However, this day is not what he expected. An outrageously tyrannical villian with the name of Bye (Bill Murray) has trapped the entire country of Greetville under a shiny metal box. He plans to zap the box with his giant lazer, that melts boxes and the things inside it. The lazer can only power off by connecting a cheese into the cheese shaped hole. Hii managed to be outside of the state when the box landed on it, and it is now up to Hii, and the various friends he encounters on the way (Tom Kenny, Rongo Sterr, John Paswellamis, others) to find the mystical "Chiiese" and defeat Bye.

W(Hii) it Rocks
1. The premise of people being named after greetings is very interesting and exciting.

2. The characters are very likable, like Hii, Hey (Tom Kenny), Hello (Rongo Sterr), What's Up (John Paswellamis), and even the villain, Bye. Infact, those are all of the main characters, which proves they are great.

3. Great action scenes, such as when What's Up stopped Bye from driving away with the "Chiiese" by climbing under it Indiana-Jones-style and pulling out something that stops the truck, or when Hey shot a boulder that was falling towards him, causing it to break into pieces.

4. The plot is wonderfully unique, as nobody else would have thought of a piece of cheese shutting off a lazer machine, or, of course, people having greetings for names.

5. Funny dialogue, like when Hii stated, "My name's Hii. With an H." and lots more.

6. A great choice of actors, like Arnold Schwarzenegger from Terminator.

7. Excellent CGI, even for 1980s standards.

8. The fight scene between the Hii team vs Bye is amazing and considered one of the best fighting scenes of the 1980s, even of all time.

9. The running gag with Bye telling everyone his name and people saying "Okay, see ya later, then." is funny.

10. Awesome songs made specifically for the movie, such as, "I Wanna Light You on Fire" sung by Bye.

11. Speaking of Bye, he is a well-written villain who is the perfect mix of entertaining and scary.

12. Only a bit of product placement, and when it is used, it is not shoved in your face.

13. No excessive swearing, unlike most movies at the time.

14. While the special effects look somewhat dated, they can look funny in your opinion.

15. Plenty of iconic moments. Here are a few of them:


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20. Overall, this movie defines the 1980s (and early 90s as well) as a whole.

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