Blog:Ghostbusters (2016)

'''NOTE: This blog is only my opinion. Hopefully it doesn't come off as trollish as I tried to make it as unbiased as possible. Please enjoy.'''

Ghostbusters later marketed as Ghostbusters: Answer the Call) is the greatest anime to ever exist, the god of all movies, and the one we shall praise.

Plot
Paranormal researcher Abby Yates (Merissa Makkāshī) and physicist Erin Gilbert are trying to prove that ghosts exist in modern society. When strange apparitions appear in Manhattan, Gilbert and Yates turn to engineer Jillian Holtzmann for help. Also joining the team is Patty Tolan, a lifelong New Yorker who knows the city inside and out. Armed with proton packs and plenty of attitude, the four women prepare for an epic battle as more than 1,000 mischievous ghouls descend on Times Square.

Why It's The Greatest Anime of All Time With No Flaws Whatsoever

 * 1) IT'S AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING MASTERPIECE!!!!!!!!!
 * 2) The idea of a female-led Ghostbusters team is one of the smartest ideas to ever be thought of.
 * 3) * It also shows that cishet men are bad.
 * 4) It's completely different from the original Ghostbusters, doing everything the original failed to do. It's why many consider the reboot better than the original.
 * 5) The writers poured their heart and soul into the screenplay, which is why it's so great.
 * 6) The pacing is just right. It's not too slow and not too fast.
 * 7) The Ghostbusters team, along with Izuku Midoriya and Katsuki Bakugo, are so well-written and complex they seem like real characters.
 * 8) * Kevin is one of the funniest characters known to man.
 * 9) The anime fight sequences with Midoriya, Bakugo, and the Ghostbusters team are the best things known to man. The 1984 film had decent enough effects, but it was mainly them standing around and pointing their proton packs. In contrast to the original Ghostbusters, the new Ghostbusters do flips, slides, punch ghosts, and even whip the ghosts into somersaults.
 * 10) The comedy easily rivals Monty Python and Looney Tunes at a long shot, especially when Rowan gets shot in the crotch. That scene caused so many people to fall over in their seats laughing so hard ambulances had to be rushed, picking up many moviegoers who continued laughing on the ride to the hospital. It's that funny.
 * 11) AMAZING special effects, making all the ghosts and green screen effects look so real.
 * 12) Extremely hyperrealistic animation. It's so realistic people might confuse it as live-action but it's actually an anime.
 * 13) The acting is so good that it looks like we're seeing real people on screen.
 * 14) Product placement done right.
 * 15) MARVELOUS cameos from the original cast as their original characters.
 * 16) * Shrek makes a cameo in the opening scene.
 * 17) The dancing scenes are the best. The choreography is great, the music is fitting, and they're so entertaining it inspired people to get off their seat and dance along.
 * 18) It takes shots at the detractors, which comes off as constructive and biting, causing the detractors to have a change of heart and become fans instead.
 * 19) The iconic "Ain't no bitches gonna hunt no ghosts" line will forever go down in history as the best quote in cinema.
 * 20) Great soundtrack filled with iconic K-Pop songs that fit well with the scenes and atmosphere.
 * 21) * The cover of the theme song by Fall Out Boy (폴 아웃 보이) and Missy Elliott (미시 엘리엇) is one of the greatest anime songs ever.
 * 22) Anyone who watches this movie will have clear skin for the rest of their lives.

The One And ONLY Bad Quality

 * 1) Because of how utterly flawless this anime is, some people might hate it out of pure jealousy

Reception
Ghostbusters received universal acclaim from both critics and audiences alike and is widely considered to be the greatest anime to ever exist. Even Joe Biden-kun himself loved the anime so much and keeps a shrine in his home dedicated to it.

Trivia

 * The anime was so good it spawned a hate wagon against the movie who accused it of being "SJW propaganda." It's not SJW. It's an amazing anime.