Blog:Discord: The Movie

Discord: The Movie is a 2021 epic movie that stars Awkwafina and Danny DeVito

Plot
Danny DeVito eats a sandwich off of a table that probably isn’t his, Awkwafina comes in and says it’s for Discord, trying to add him to the Discordian cult, but he doesn’t know what the fuck she means because she’s a millennial and he’s a boomer. She then explains to him about it and he repeats what he says, trying to act professional. He then gives up. She then decides to play videos of paid acto- I mean “actual users” to describe it, but then the user sucks them in with her long arms and Danny DeVito tries (and fails) to finish his sandwich before they get sucked in. They then go to discord land where a hologram of MrBeast says people can see your screen name and then @DannyDeVito pops up above him. Even though everyone knows he is, he even admits it. So now he recognizes it as a place with giant flying cows, goblins, and students. After that, he throws his golden name tag into a hat full of coins and is let into a bar. He is now claymation like everyone else. He runs in to Awkwafina again and one of her friends hammers a jukebox, which turns into Grimes, who is some reason live-action. KevDog then appears and tries to explain its like a pizza joint, before that he is interrupted by his mom vacuuming. Danny DeVito is now a muppet at a pizza place and asks what the hell pizza has to do with discord? Since they realize their job is pointless, they start laughing. Now he is in an empty room with Marques Brownlee. He tells him it’s like a place of all your favorite things. For some reason, he is now sitting on an egg carton. Then he gets a shoe and cracks it like its an egg. An egg comes out of it. Then eggs fall down. Then a bunch of people are saying how you can express yourself, and then it shows pirates, and then our main starts as falling pirates, and they it saved by a giant fire-breathing cow. It ends with him saying the true definition of the word: not getting along.

Why it Rocks

 * 1) Danny DeVito finally knows what Discord is.
 * 2) He probably made an egg server.
 * 3) Great Soundtrack

Bad Qualities

 * 1) Since Discord means not getting along, there are gonna be fights on the server.